Ice Cream Sandwich Phone Sounds Tasty

JOEY MA MAN ITS ME RONNIE T...I AM SPURTING ALL OVER MA SCREEN THIS DAY...AH TELL YA, AND ALL OVER AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH !!!

Have you seen what is coming over the hill...the new...the latest...and potentially the greatest thing since...well ...ever...an ICE CREAM SANDWICH PHONE. No...I had no idea what the heck that was either. So...like the genius ah am I went onto icecreamsandwichphone.com and had ma eyeballs rotating like big Jonesy's nuts at Hooters last Thursday. Ah mean what a gadget that this is going to be...all singing all dancing and all mine. I was lookin for a new thingy 'cause ma old one was accidentally left in a house...an ah was not going back in there to get it...she was mean man...really mean...so no way was ah lookin that beast in the eye again. Then ah saw this on the site man...it was on that icecreamsandwichphone.com and ah looked and was hooked baby. The new phone is going to knock the android and the iphone out of the park man.

It got the lot...giant screen...large color...giant sound...man it giant all over...but ah hope it not got a giant cost tho' cause ah might have to re-cover some of that cash ah been financing yo'r rump lately...know what ah means.

But man ah ain't into all them numbers they quoting about the new kid all mega this and mega that...all I saw was a mechanism that will make even talking to you a joy.

It's all Sammy sung and Googley runnin' it...and ah thinks that is good 'cause ah am fed up of that i phone crashing...ma apps not runnin' and every-time ah need to phone on it ah goes around and around the screen till ah am dizzy...

They be keeping the issue date on the down low for now but I'm gonna be waiting untill then anyways, I aint getting nothing else 'til that comes out.

So here's the deal you go to the site icecreamsandwichphone.com and take a lookey see fo' yourself...ah also told a lump of ma family last night and they all lookin' to grab on to...even old granny May...she can't hardly hold her piss but she want to hold one of these...

Ah am off now cause ah got to go see some of the guys for a beer and a slice at Maxie's...so see you around homie...and don't forget to look at the page...Bye. [l]