Getting Myself Out Of Bother In Singapore

If they gave out medals for getting yourself out of ludicrous situations, I think I would be due a gold.

It started when my boss let the office know that we were on the verge of sealing the biggest deal in the companies history with a Singaporean conglomerate and that one sales rep had to go over and seal the deal, all expenses paid. Bribes were an understandable option and I think the boss may have done ok out of it but as far as work goes there was not much between us all and that is why I had to pull out all the stops.

I was given the job due to my current realationship with a girl of Singaporean descent and for that reason my supreme knowledge and admiration for the culture of Singapore. I was informed that both myself and my girlfriend would be flown out and back first class and put up in a luxury hotel. The only problem was that my girlfriend was about as Singaporean as William Wallace, but, as nobody from here would actually see her and only I would be meeting with the big wigs abroad the plan could not fail.

Surely a perfect plan and nothing could go wrong, could it? Within twenty minutes of landing the head of the conglomerate got in touch to say that all the official procedure could be ignored and we could go out to dinner to celebrate the union of our companies. This appeared fantastic as I thought I was really going to have to sell this one. Then came the bombshell, it was because I was engaged (an embelishment from my boss) to a girl from Singapore that they were so happy to go with us and they would be honoured if we would BOTH join them.

After I recovered from what felt like a massive heart attack I got in to action and spoke to a hotel porter about where I could get in contact with nice Singapore Escorts and after much raised eyebrows and explanations, then even more laughing at my situation I was shown to a computer.

The porter then showed me a site that offered a good singapore escort service and I got in touch with them straight away. The evening went as well as I could have hoped for and Maya was to be the perfect false fiancee.

It also turns out that by informing my girlfriend that I and not the company paid for her to come out has its advantages and certain benefits, yes I am a dog. [l]